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The Small Water Naming Problem: When Four Tarns Share the Same Name in Different Valleys
There are at least four tarns called Small Water on OS maps, plus two More Small Waters, because fell farmers weren't trying to build a coherent national database. If your route description just says 'Small Water,' you'd better hope the author mentioned which valley they meant.
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Sprinkling Tarn: When the Tarn Sits Higher Than Most Summits in Southern England
Sprinkling Tarn perches at 600 metres on the shoulder between Great End and Seathwaite Fell, which puts it above the tops of the Chilterns, the Cotswolds, and most of the South Downs. It's not dramatic — just a shallow scoop of water that happens to exist where most landscapes stop bothering.
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Innominate Tarn: When Wainwright Chose a Puddle on Haystacks for His Ashes
It's tiny, unnamed on most maps, and sits on a mid-height fell that isn't particularly famous. But Wainwright wanted his ashes scattered here, which tells you something about tarns versus summits if you're paying attention.
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Blea Water: The Deepest Tarn and the Climb It Demands
At 63 metres deep under High Street, it's further down than most of the Lakes are wide. Getting there involves 550 metres of ascent whichever direction you approach from, which is why it stays quiet.
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Stickle Tarn and the 45-Minute Queue
The direct route from Langdale to Pavey Ark means every summer weekend deposits about 200 people around a tarn that's 15 metres across. At least the scramble up Jack's Rake thins the crowd.
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Red Tarn (Helvellyn): What 700,000 Boots Per Year Do to a Shoreline
Wedged in the corrie between Striding Edge and Swirral Edge at 718 metres, it's the highest you'll find in England. Also the most trampled, because everyone climbing Helvellyn walks straight past it.
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Tarn Hows: The Lake District's Most Photogenic Lie
It's not natural, it's not remote, and there's a car park three minutes away. But 300,000 people visit every year because it turns out Victorians with shovels knew what they were doing.